Ladies, Let the Mourning Begin

Today is the day that Mr. Christopher Cook is taken from the bachelor world and thrown feet first into the mucky muck of marriage. For those of us who have been married a little while let us pass along some wisdom to a successful marriage (Justin, you just got married so you can't comment).
* Her friends are now your friends and your friends are people you used to know
* Being right is not an option so don't even try
* Keep the couch clean. You never know when you might be sleeping on it
* If you are asked a question and you answer honestly, you are a fool
* Statistics show that marriage is the #1 cause for divorceSeriously, you have a great woman there. We are very happy for you and wish you both the best of luck. And let us know when you're allowed to make a movie with us again. We will miss you.