On May 22, Fearmaker Justin Soponis tied the knot with longtime companion Duke Ferris. Wait, that's not right. Justin married longtime girlfriend Lauren Creamer at a cozy riverside ceremony in Wilmington, NC. In just two weeks, our last bachelor hope, Christopher Cook, is getting hitched to a woman who wishes to remain nameless (imagine that). Of course I lost the battle against matrimony a long time ago.
So, in two weeks, all you desperate, toothless women looking to hook up with some hunky, Hollywood celebs like ourselves are S.O.L. I'm am just astonished that there are three women in the world patient enough to put up with our nonsense on a daily basis.
Stay tuned! I have a feeling future posts will involved parenting and social services.
-- Bo Buckely
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